Redfestival

Redfestival Was Great Thanks to You!

Hola Bicholas, Holy hell, Saturday, Redfestival was f**king awesome! It really was. The vibe was spectacular, so thank you if you were there. And I wanna be clear; everyone kept thanking US! We just threw a party. You showed up and made it awesome, so thank you! Until tomorrow, do what you do best...
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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Party with Us This Saturday! Here's What to Know

Hola, bitcholas! Our annual outdoor drinking extravaganza is THIS SATURDAY! You may have heard that our email is down, so instead of blasting you with robo calls or pigeons wearing teeny-tiny scrolls of information, I decided to post it here instead. The 'Dos and Don'ts', as they were, of our party...
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Rest in Hilarious Peace

Hola Bitcholas, Soooooooo, we talked about death today! Yup. Always a fun and entertaining subject. Of course that is not true, but today's death conversation wasn't as morose as most death conversations because the kind of death stories we were conversing about were stupid. Sure, death isn't...
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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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Half Price Redfestival tickets!

Hola Bitcholas, Hi, I plan on going to New Originals practice AND drinking copious amounts of alcohol. That is an important element to any band practice where the end objective is not to be too good. That said, we really need to nail this practice because it is the ONE practice we will have before...
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Redfestival Gets New and Original

Hola Bitcholas, Hi there, you sexy little monkeys, I hope you had a good Labor Day weekend. Not my fault if you didn't, but I hope you did. Now, looking forward, we should all turn our attention to Redfestival, yes? It's only a week and a half away and it's starting to creep into my veins akin to...
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Things We Learn On The Show

Hola Bitcholas, Our 'Shot of the Day' today featured a homeless man who was, allegedly, dragging a half naked and unconscious woman around the streets of Kansas City. The good news is that the 'half naked and unconscious woman' was, in fact, a sex doll. The thing that made the story particularly...
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The Sad Sandwich Chronicles Continue

Hola Bitcholas, A little while ago we posted a picture of my 'sad sandwich' lunch. I'd gone to our little food court and got a sad sandwich...albeit, freaky fast. It happens sometimes. See also: My sad sandwich... Actually, since I posted my sad sandwich, I went to a different sandwich place and...
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Scary Movies Moved Me

Hola Bitcholas, Random Question day but the one question that elicited the biggest response was,'what movie scared the bejesus out of you?' For me it the movie 'Alien'. Mother took me to see it when I was 10. Great movie, but it messed with me mightily. Keep in mind, at the time, my goal was to be...
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