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Ted vs The FCC Took the L

Ted vs The FCC is our weekly, very uncomfortable staple we look so forward to, but last time was different! And so damn quick. Beat Ted's record by playing You vs The FCC on The Mens Room app now! (Click the tab in the top, right corner and find it among other options like ' Mens Room Red Finder '...
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Be the Voice of ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so, as we do, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we presented you the glorious opportunity to be a spokesperson for one of the following products: RID...for lice and crabs Valtrex...for cold sores but really herpes Vagisil...infections of the most private...
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Cant You Smell That Smell

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked the simple question, "Who dealt it and who smelt it?" Not a sophisticated question but a really easy one, as everybody farts...and everyone has done so in a not-so-convenient space-time. Whatever your political leanings, religion, ethnicity or income level, farting at...
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You Have to Be Without ONE

Hola Bitcholas, Big Dummy day today and lived it up to it's name! Soooo...thank you? At any rate, Big Dummy day is the day of the mighty Mens Room Poll! Today we wanted you to cut one thing out of your life for the rest of your days...but it was your choice. Which could you give up easiest: Your...
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Which of These Would Win You Money?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted to know which of the following you would do the BEST at in an effort to win $1,000,000! - Compete in some kind of 'cook- off'...your choice of food A spelling bee Jeopardy or American Ninja...
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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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On That BRAT Diet

Hola Bitcholas, Pain the Grass is in full swing and we, the Mens Room, will be there tomorrow. Looking forward to it and hoping to see your ugly mugs there. On that note, must go. I sh*t SEVEN times at work today, Miles 5, and Ted took yesterday off to recover from these weird poops. Hoping it's...
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Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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Overachieve with Your New Ability

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but...
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The Crazy Way Tragedy Strikes

Hola Bitcholas, Our very own Thee Ted Smith has had tragedy in his family, like any of us, but as time goes by I'm starting to feel bad that I keep laughing at the circumstances that surround each scenario. First we learned about a grandfather of his who died splashing around in the ocean during a...
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