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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

Yesterday at the White House, President Trump met with the president of Italy. Do you know what they call Italy’s immigration and customs agency? “Italian ICE.”
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

President Trump has slapped sanctions on Turkey. Hopefully, they’ll be lifted in time for Thanksgiving.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

Today is Columbus Day. Most people don’t know this, but when Columbus discovered America, he was looking for a route to India to get tech support.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

A sixth “Die Hard” movie starring Bruce Willis is in the works. I don’t want to say Bruce is getting old, but in this installment, his character “John McClane’s” love interest is played by Betty White.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

October is National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Month. Students are being urged to funnel beer responsibly.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

According to a new poll, 38% of Americans avoid crowds for fear of terrorism. Experts say the best place to avoid a crowd is at a Los Angeles Chargers home-game.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

October is LGBT History Month. Americans are stunningly ignorant of LGBT history. In fact, a new survey shows that most of us don’t know which one is Siegfried and which one is Roy.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

Today is National Lobster Day. There’s a new reality-show about lobsters. It’s called “Keeping Up With the Crustaceans.”
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

September is “National Childhood Obesity Awareness Month”. Sadly, our kids are so fat, many teen boys are happy just to get in their own pants.
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Osterlind: John's Joke Of The Day

Dr. Phil's birthday was over the Labor Day weekend. At his party, a girl jumped out of the cake. Then Dr. Phil told her that consciously acknowledging her negative behaviors was the first step toward improving her self-esteem.
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