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On That BRAT Diet

Hola Bitcholas, Pain the Grass is in full swing and we, the Mens Room, will be there tomorrow. Looking forward to it and hoping to see your ugly mugs there. On that note, must go. I sh*t SEVEN times at work today, Miles 5, and Ted took yesterday off to recover from these weird poops. Hoping it's...
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Hell Has a Bartender and Your Order is Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Another rousing episode of 'Big Dummy' has come and gone but, as always, we conducted a Mens Room Poll. The scenario is that you've died and gone to Hell. It's nothing personal, we're just assuming that you are an insufferable heathen. Anyway, you're in Hell, but Hell is kind enough...
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The Euphemism You Need Today

Hola Bitcholas, Welcome to the 'Tale of Chattanooga Jack'. Talking with Ryan Castle this morning in the office and he asked if I recognized a certain name. It sounded vaguely familiar, something on the periphery of my memory, but I couldn't quite place it. Castle points out that this person is...
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You Have a Misfortune, Spit It Out Already

Hola Bitcholas, On yesterday's show we had a brief discussion about a photograph making the 'world wide rounds'. The photo in question features a humpback whale with a sea lion in it's mouth. The whale is breaching and appears to be uncharacteristically EATING the sea lion. Well, I was kinda HOPING...
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How Did You Fix That With No Tools?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we covered a lot of different topics, but the one that seemed to stick had to do with 'ghetto DIY'. The inspiration for this involves a guy in Colorado. He had a busted tail light, but instead of replacing it, he decided to get creative...
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You Are So Limb-le

Hola Bitcholas, Perusing the news this morning there seemed to be an unintentional theme...body parts. First I saw a story about a kid who got his tongue stuck in the lid of a sippy-cup. Sounds simple enough, but neither the kids nor his parents could remove it. He had to get surgery to remove it...
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Overachieve with Your New Ability

Hola Bitcholas, Today was 'Big Dummy' day and I'm happy to say that today was not too disheartening. Some weeks, Big Dummy leaves us wondering about the state of human cognitive ability. Sure, every week there's that special someone who has gone through life without the burden of information, but...
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Three Days of Rockin

Hola Bitcholas,​ No blog today outside of our sheer excitement and anticipation of next week's Pain in the Grass ! It'll be three full days of rock and your favorite and future favorite artists will be there. Some, we'll get to know a lot better backstage and YOU can join us for that. Oh yes, and...
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The Corn Was Far From Mellow

Hola Bitcholas, Today, Miles and arrived at work via the struggle bus. It is our own doing, but look, the way we see it, booze don't drink itself. So we did. Among other ill-advised libations, Miles introduced me to Mellow Corn. It's a Kentucky 'bourbon' that Miles brought up on the show a few...
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Dirty Advice

Hola Bitcholas, We've been doing this job for a long time and I have spent many-a-blog espousing our passion and joy doing it. We just like what we do but we are still and will always be surprised by the things that resonate with listeners. Case-in-point, the Dirty Germans. They are now a staple on...
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