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Busted in the Act of What?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day and that means we conducted are Mens Room Poll. Today's poll was the suggestion of Morgan. Who's Morgan? Don't know, but he listens to the show and, therefore, is awesome. Anyway, inspired by Kanye West and his recent earwax eating incident, Morgan suggested...
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Which Reason to Curse Would You Like?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was Big Dummy day so we, of course, conducted another Mens Room Poll. Today we asked which of the following you'd choose to deal with: Stubbed Toe Biting Your Tongue Heartburn Swamp Ass There's no good answer, but as a chronic sufferer of heartburn, f**k that one. I guess I...
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Shout One in the Moment

Hola Bitcholas, It was Big Dummy day today, so there was a Men's Room Poll. Today, we got around to the survey we wanted to ask last week. During sex, you have to shout out one of the following names: Mother Father Pet or... Ex. I prefer to yell out a combination of all of the above. But that's...
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A Week Not for the Weak

Hola Bitcholas, Today was that magical day we call "Big Dummy" day. Why do we call it a 'magical' day? Well, we don't. I completely made that up. However, it IS the day we conduct our Mens Room Poll. Today we wanted you to pick one of the following to endure for a week: Boot Camp (Marine) Hospital...
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Which Itch Would You Pitch?

Hola Bitcholas, Toay was 'Big Dummy' day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll. Today we gave you the choice of one of four STD's: Chlamydia Gonorrhea Crabs Herpes Miles made an astute observation about this at the top of the show; 'at least here we offer you a CHOICE...normally, when...
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You Wouldn't Rather

Hola Bitcholas, Did you happen to catch our most recent BIG dummy DAY? As always, we conducted a scientific, error-free, concise, analytical survey we call The Mens Room Poll. Our last poll was this: 'One of these songs plays EVERYTIME you have sex; do you pick: - Sara McLachlan... Angel" - Barney...
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