Happy Father's Day from Bayou 95.7

Here's hoping your Father's Day is as good as literally any day before you had kids.

Father's Day Race - Sunday 8am at Audubon Park, 1/2 mile and 2 mile runs/walks
Private Barrel Tasting - Saturday 2pm at Avenue Pub
Brews & BBQ - Sunday 11am-6pm at Urban South Brewery
Father's Day at the Brewery - Sunday 10am-7pm at Abita in Covington
Father's Day at Second Line - Sunday 12pm-8pm at the MidCity brewery

Here are some dad jokes in your honor...

  • You're going to the bathroom? Mention my name. You'll get a good seat.  -Dad
  • Me: Dad, take your vitamins.  Dad: I take vitamin B everyday. Vitamin Bud Light
  • You know what I need? A selfie stick. So when I see someone taking a selfie, I can hit them with a stick.  -Dad 
  • You're not completely worthless. You can be used as a bad example.  -Dad 
  • Kid: My grades aren't that good.   Dad: Better get the snorkel ready if you're going below C level.
  • How many apples grow on a tree? All of them   -Dad
  • Cashier: Can I get your number?   Dad: Sorry, I'm already married.
  • Be good. If you can't be good, be careful. If you can't be careful, name it after me.  -Dad

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  • What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.   -Dad
  • Kid: Dad, can you put my shoes on?    Dad: No, I don't think they'll fit me.
  • Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.   -Dad