The Mens Room

Hola Bitcholas, Hypothetical: You decide to be responsible while simultaneously giving in to your carnal urges...and you wear a condom. Good on ya! Bravo! Go enjoy you some sweaty coitus. The big moment happens, you "complete the mission", so to speak and then you pull out. Panic sets in because...

Hola Bitcholas, We had a story today about a Kenyan guy who recently had surgery on his twig & berries. Why? Well, his penis was a bloated, 3-foot long monstrosity and his testicles weighed 11 POUNDS!!! He was quite certain that the Devil himself was responsible for his condition. He even said...

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What was your crime and what was the punishment?" The inspiration for today's question comes courtesy of Hawaii. Specifically, a judge there ordered a man to write 144 nice things about his ex-girlfriend. See, she'd gotten a restraining order against him but he sent...

Hola Bitcholas, At work this morning and the office was pretty quiet. Believe it or not...and in spite of overwhelming evidence to the contrary...we actually DO prepare for the show. I know you're thinking, "BULLSH*T!" Seriously, we really do. So it was quiet in the office this morning except for...

Hola Bitcholas, Last weekend I got lost in the world of kid's soccer games, birthday parties, etc, etc. This weekend (not the WHOLE weekend, but tomorrow) I have to go to IKEA. IKEA is a fine store, has a billion different things...but I only need THREE things. The problem is that the way IKEA...

Hola Bitcholas, What a day. Woke up in a foul mood. No reason; just one of those days where, for whatever reason, you see the negative in everything...even if it's not there. I believe they call that 'waking up on the wrong side of the bed'. This is grating because there's no f**king reason for it...

Hola Bitcholas, Today's Shot of the Day honored Francis Wharton. Who is Francis Wharton you ask? Did you actually ask? I don't know if you did or not, but I'm gonna share this story anyway. Francis was a famous/ infamous outdoorsman and survivalist from Canada. There are many tales that revolve...

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question", so we cover a lot of different topics in fairly rapid succession. Sometimes this kaleidoscope of random subjects can be a blur. Today, however, thanks to the snarky-yet-quick texters, two particular stories stick in my memory like a fork in...

You might not know this about me, but besides sports I also really like weather. I like to watch weather as it approaches and see if the storm will be as big or small as predicted. One exciting thing I like about football and soccer is that the sports for the most part are played outside with no...

Hola Bitcholas, Tomorrow is Saturday. Saturday is a day that most people look very forward to. Not me. Not this week, anyway. The day will begin at 8:30 when my daughter plays soccer. Keep in mind, when I say my daughter "plays" soccer, I only say that for lack of a better explanation. She is on a...