The Mens Room

Hola Bitcholas, Full disclosure; I'm cool with blood, vomit, sh*t, pee, and MOST other bodily expulsions. Always have been...and then I had kids and tolerance to other people's "stuff" is a necessity. Boogers however, they are never welcome in my world. I'm not sure why they bother me as much as...

Winter can be cold and dark, but you know what is not cold and dark? Spring Training. I went to Arizona a few years ago for spring training and it was glorious. I say glorious because if you are like me and live in a place that is not always warm or sunny in the winter, the weather number one is...

Hola Bitcholas, For today's "Shot of the Day" we toasted artist Joep Van Lieshou. Who is Joep Van Lieshou? Fair question, and I have an answer. Joep is an artist who built an entire hotel in the shape of an anus. Seriously. It's the recreation of an anus, complete with a butt hole...which, as best...

Hola Bitcholas, Hell of a week. Good week, but a little crazy. It marks our first full week on in San Diego. That's quite an achievement for us as San Diego is our first LIVE affiliate. On yesterday's show we were interrupted by a fire alarm. An actual alarm, not a drill. We were on the air and a...

Hola Bitcholas, We asked today, "What did you find out after the fact?" The question was inspired, in part, by the story of a cannibal who opened a roadside pit beef stand. I think you can piece together where this is going. If not, lemme cut to the quick; he served people people. Seems that people...

Hola Bitcholas, Today marks our second day that this very program has been live in San Diego. You may or may not care, but we're pretty f**king excited. We've doing this show for 15 years...well, 14 and a half years...we started together in October of 2003. It's been a long time, but, honestly, it...

So it is that time of year once again! The return of Major League Soccer and your Seattle Sounders FC. It seems like just a couple months ago the season ended because, thankfully, the Sounders have played in the last two MLS Cups. I won't lie, the season kind of crept up on me and before we knew it...

Hola Bitcholas, Lamarr Chambers. Does that name sound familiar? I've made this guy our "Shot of the Day" on two separate occasions...but for the same reason. If you don't know, Lamarr was arrested in Essex, England back in January for SUSPICION of having drugs. He was detained, but they're pretty...

Hola Bitcholas, I just got back from Vegas...three days with Miles, Mike Hawk, Robin and Castle. I've been told that I had a great time. I feel like a guy who had a 'great Vegas' time, but without being saddled with pesky sh*t like 'memories'. However, that doesn't deter me from celebrating the...

Hola Bitcholas, We're heading to Vegas tonight! MWAH-HA-HA-HHHAAAAAA!!!!!!!! MWAH-HA-HA!!!! MWAH-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!!! *takes breath* MWAH-HA-HAAAAAAAAA! MWAH-HA-HA! *Stay tuned for what happens there, as it surely can't stay* Until we meet again, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!