The Mens Room

Do You Crush and Flush?

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked about bugs. Bugs have a way of being able to f**k up your whole day merely by revealing their existence within a certain proximity to you. There was no shortage of stories proving the point. What I learned today was that there are 2 types of people in the world. Sure...
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You Should Really Get That Checked Out

Hola Bitcholas, Today we made the fatal error of asking, "What was the medical emergency?" Things went horribly wrong pretty quickly. First caller regaled us with a lovely story of the time he broke his PENIS. It was fascinating and terrifying all at once. It was hard to listen too, but you kept...
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That Bunny Is Far From Funny

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Monday and all that. Hoping you had a good weekend and Easter. Easter is, essentially, meaningless to me, but the kids seemed excited so it was all "Eastery" yesterday. As I scanned random news stories, there were, obviously, a ton of stories about Easter. Naturally, no 'news...
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Warning Lights Mean Nothing to Us

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What good news or good thing happened to you lately?" 'Good' news is, of course, subjective, but one person chimed in with one of those small victories that I think all people can appreciate; their 'check engine' light went OFF! Knowing that 98% of us will ignore...
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Pick Your Easter Feast

Hola Bitcholas, "Big Dummy" day here on the show of big dummies, and as we do, we conducted the highly respected, excruciatingly accurate, paragon of scientific specificity that is the Mens Room Poll. With Peter Cotton Tail right around the corner we asked about the contents of his basket...
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Pain in the Chains!

Hola Bitcholas, Pain in the Grass is coming up so I can't help but think of memories from previous Pains in the Grass. Not sure if I got the plural right, but I have the luxury of not caring. If you don't know, Pain in the Grass is a massive cincert we do each year. Anyway, being backstage is not...
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Mascot Plot

Hola Bitcholas, Train of thought. Ever try to reconstruct the string of thoughts that got you to whatever you're thinking about now? Me neither...but today I had to try to figure out how we got into a discussion about mascots. This is how it happened: we mentioned that Duff McKagan was joining us...
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What a Big Ear You Have!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our 'Random Question Question'...so, in theory, we covered a lot of different topics. Actually, that's not a theory...we did, in fact, cover a lot of different topics. In spite of the wide smorgasbord of subject matter, one particular subject became the primary source of...
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Cuban Sandwiches for Everyone!

Hola Bitcholas, Good week here in the Mens Room...and this pleases us. Last few weeks have been pretty good. We picked up an affiliate in Miami (1210 the Man) and tentatively a few more in the south. This, too, pleases us. Basically, we wanna put the show anywhere people wanna have a good laugh and...
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PB and HEY! Not THAT Kind!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day so we conducted our Mens Room Poll...and this one hits close to home. You're making a PB&J sandwich: Wheat or white bread Creamy or crunchy peanut butter Grape jelly or other? Think wisely. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL! Pain in...
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