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Butt Why?!

Hola Bitcholas, Butts were making headlines for various reasons; a woman pooped on a cop, a guy was busted smuggling gold in his rectum, another guy rubbed fruit on his naked ass at a grocery store and then put the fruit back on the shelf, etc. Inspired by the glutes we asked WHY WAS A BUTT PART OF...
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Guessing Gamus, Is That an Alligator's...?

Hola Bitcholas, I totally forgot to write a blog. Well, I didn't TOTALLY forget, it's that I didn't remember until now...which is 'late in the game'. On that note, apologies. Or, you're welcome. And until next time, here's a fun game - Can you guess what part of the alligator is the focal point of...
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Do You Dare Stomp?

Hola Bitcholas, Today was "Big Dummy" day, so, as always, we conducted our Men's Room Poll: You have to walk barefoot in one of these locations: BOURBON STREET THE LAS VEGAS STRIP PUBLIC BATHROOM AT A TRAIN STATION​ or... PORTA-POTTY AT A FESTIVAL. On a side note, where IS the grossest place you...
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What Would You Shoe?

Hola Bitcholas, Shoes have been in the news a lot lately. Nike's deal with Colin Kapernick has sparked the expected reaction and people are burning their shoes. The "ruby slippers" from 'The Wizard of Oz' were stolen 13 years a go in 2005. They found only a few days ago. I didn't know they were...
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It Dawned On Us How Much You Love to Love With Dawn

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "What was your concern about what was going on 'downstairs'?" Most of the stories were too graphic and chilling for me to share...not because I care about you, but because I don't care to relive the sympathy pains that I suffered all f**king day. Lots of tragic tales...
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Alice in Chains Brings the Pain!

Hola Bitcholas, Today we played an Alice in Chains interview. They stopped by earlier this week and we chatted for a bit. It was supposed to be an 'interview', but we're us, they're them, and it was just a messy, nonsensical, ball-busting excuse to talk sh*t. Or as we call it, good times . They're...
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YOU Are NOT the Father!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was another episode of 'Big Dummy', and as we do, we conducted another flawless Men's Room Poll. Today we asked: Which of these shows would you rather not be on: COPS Maury Povich Intervention Cheaters I, personally, would choose COPS. I don't WANT to be on COPS, but if I had...
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I Do Declare, There's Something Wrong With Your Air!

Hola Bitcholas, I can't stop farting. That's all I've got. Sure, you might think that I fart all day...and I do, sorta. It's more that "all day" there's a solid chance that I will fart, but today is different. Today has been like one looooooong fart that I cut off and revisit later. That said, in...
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Which Song Should Actually Be a Show?

Hola Bitcholas, I'll make this easy; during TV Time with Ted, Ted (who else) was telling us that dumb-ass song from some band (I really don't remember) is developing a tv show based on their song. "Hello Dililah"? Maybe that's it. I dunno. Anyway, the premise sounds dreadfully boring because the...
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And Mingo Was His Name-O!

Hola Bitcholas, A couple of things from today: We were trying to remember the name of a football player whose name, to us, sounds like a really insulting racial slur. We were racking our brains trying to remember when listeners attempted to help. Some of the names suggested were Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix...
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