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One Turtle Sex, Coming Up!

Hola Bitcholas, Today is my birthday. 50 years on this planet...7 years on 3 other planets. Anyway, I'm outta here to get drunk! Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Accordian to Our Poll, You Will Not Be Cool

Hola Bitcholas, Today we conducted our Men's Room Poll. This is what we asked: You are going to be a badass on one of these defiantly uncool instruments: Piccolo Autoharp Accordian or Keytar Choose wisely...even though you can't. Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!
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Kids Believe Anything

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked, "what blew your mind when you were a child?" Some answers: It blew my mind that the buttered side of toast always landed on the floor. My uncle told me when I was 4 that if I got too close to a dragonfly it would sew my eyelids together with its tail. The thing that...
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The Do and Do Nots of Your Thoughts

Hola Bitcholas, Inspired by yesterday, today we just asked "Whats the rule you live by and why?" Here's another sample of what we heard today: Rule to live by....if someone holds the door open for you say thank you Never show a hooker how much money you have. The simple rule I live by: Don't be...
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Write Your Unwritten Rule!

Hola Bitcholas, Today was our "Random Question Question". One of the questions was, 'What unwritten rule do you live by?' These are some of the responses we got to that question: 'Unwritten rule: don't ask your wife to "use her left hand because it feels like your sister is doing it"...' (I never...
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One Damn Thing After Another

Hola Bitcholas, Happy Friday. That's not entirely true. It is now, but not earlier. I was having one of those days where nothing was going right. No major thing happened, but a series of little irritations that snowballed into a sh*t day. This was earlier before the show. At one point, my computer...
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Heroes That Hold the Super

Hola Bitcholas, 'Big Dummy' day here in the Mens Room and it truly owned up to it's name. It's not so much that people got a lot of questions wrong, it was more how people SOUNDED when answering. Hard to explain. Ah, but we always do our incredibly scientific Men's Room Poll. Today we made you a...
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Does Not Compute

Hola Bitcholas, Let me start by saying that this computer I'm currently typing on is a c*cks+cker. Yup. I don't say this idly. And, frankly, I'd prefer to like this computer, but like that irresponsible cousin you have somewhere in your family who borrows money, the computer did me dirty. I'd typed...
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Home Alone in Real Time

Hola Bitcholas, Today we asked "What did you or someone else totally forget?" The question was inspired by the story of a woman on a plane who realized that she'd left her BABY at the gate. Her baby. How in the f**k do you leave your baby at the airport?!? If you have kids, young kids, and you've...
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Kids Want the Darndest Things

Hola Bitcholas, First, thank you everyone for the exceptionally kind words regarding our 3000th show. The outpouring was unexpected and very humbling. That said, today was our 3001st show! That's one MORE than 3000 and we got nothin'! Nothin', I say. I mean, if 3000 is a big deal, then certainly...
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