Scary, Scary Couldas

July 17, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

Today we asked, 'what was your horror movie moment?' There were a lot of stories that inspired the question but the one that resonated with me comes out of Australia.  

I can't remember the name of the birds in question, but 60 of these particular birds started falling out of the sky...bleeding out of their eyes...and 'screaming' after they hit the ground...before finally dying.

That's f**ked up enough, but the downpour of bleeding aviaries landed in a school yard...while kids were out playing. Those kid's will not be OK, I don't think.

That reminded us of the Space Shuttle Challenger explosion in 1986. The one thing that most people don't know or don't remember is that Big Bird... yes, THAT Big Bird...was supposed to be on that particular flight. In the end, Big Bird's foray into the cosmos was denied because the shuttle couldn't fit the costume. Not saying that NASA is elitist or anything, but they never considered  the hopes and dreams of a 7-foot-tall canary.

Anyway, just imagine the absolute horror that would have fallen over children all over the world if Big Bird had been incinerated in the explosion.  

Coulda happened!

Until tomorrow, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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