The Other Football a Plenty

June 28, 2019

Hola Bitcholas,

As a fan of soccer and a Sounders season ticket holder I should be ecstatic about the idea of going to three different games this weekend.

Sadly, the Sounders don't figure into it.  

No, my son, Lil' Pele, has THREE games this weekend. Three. Two on Saturday and one on Sunday. I'm pretty sure that the people who schedule this sh*t are not parents. Just my guess.

That said, I'm just a straight up assh*le about it. Other 'soccer parents' seem downright delighted about this kind of thing but I am at a loss to explain it. It's not the end if the world, but my weekend will involve lawn chairs, yelling, eating the occasional orange and stealing sips of Gatorade from my kid's water bottle.  

That's the rock star life. motherf**kers.  

Until Monday, do what you do best and STAY BEAUTIFUL!

 

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