7 Truths We Must Accept About Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer

November 29, 2018

But he's so cute! A list of "disturbing truths" about "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" includes the fact that Santa was a jerk, Hermey the elf was a sadistic psychopath, and Yukon Cornelius was mentally unstable.

-Santa Thought Rudolph Was an Abomination.  Yes Santa, that jolly old elf, was as disgusted by Rudolph's shiny nose as everyone else.  He even told Rudolph's dad he should be ASHAMED.

-Hermey the Elf Was a Sadistic Psychopath.  His wish of becoming a dentist bordered on obsession, and even though the Abominable Snowman was up to no good, yanking out every last one of his teeth with glee was just plain creepy.

-The Elves May Have Been Inbreeding.  With a few exceptions, all of the elves look the same.  And the isolated location severely limits the dating pool.

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